Dear Richie,
Please stop hitting on the straight boys, calling them gay. It's rather annoying, especially when James and Butch come crying to Cassidy and me.

Please to be stopping now.

No love,
Me

Yeah I think that's it. :|

Oh great so i'm back in action and BOTCH is here....fucking Botch ugggg!

So i've been away obviously....and even though it's no one's goddamn business and i don't owe anyone an explaination except MAYBE James....maybe....But i've been sick for almost two weeks and haven't really been able to get out of bed....i'll bet that BITCH Cassidy would LOVE to know that....But yeah....i wasn't really able to get out of bed at all without getting really dizzy and the room getting darker, sort of like the feeling someone gets when they get up too fast....maybe a pokemon poisoned me...

James....don't be stupid. I haven't been avoiding you or anything like that i just haven't wanted to tell anyone i was sick. It was awful not being able to put make up on.......at least i didn't eat too much because i didn't have an appetite and so i lost a little weight.

God i've been rather bored lately.... I haven't seen much of James lately either...he can be a moron but he at least keeps things interesting. Oh well. There haven't been really any new assignments given out either...well execept to catch pikachu. I mean really...is that it? There are such better pokemon out there rather then that rat.

I'd really like to go to the beach and suntan and be a diva It's been really nice out and it would give me an excuse to go shopping and get a new suit. But oh well. I also passed a new bakery that James would probably like. He'd probably want to go. I shouldn't because then i might eat something and ruin my amazing figure.

.....Typing has gotten me even more bored then i was previously. I should go find the fools James and Meowth.

I don't know why i made this journal....the boss will probably find these and use them to spy on us. the sick bastard

Anyway. It's been far too cold outside for my standards and that is unacceptable no diva should be treated poorly by the weather...i demand that it's warmer and soon.

I ran into the twerps old green haired friend with the ambiguous name...like ryan or mackenzie something that can be used for both sexes...it's like Trixy or something. Anyway i went to that laboratory to torment him which was actually amusing, watching him throw a fit...by me being there...but i didn't enjoy running into his scyther...all i could do was remember how it cut my hair off. How tragic, and then i got electrocuted by a stupid voltorb....the rate i get shocked or blow away i just hope i don't get scars on my beautiful face.

Enough of this i think i'm going to go find James.